luminous manifesto: What The HELL...

"In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be hell to pay

People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stomping his feet.

This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed around.

Beauty, talent, fame, money, refinement
Top skill and brain
But all the things you try to hide
Will be revealed on the other side.

Now the d and the a and the m
And the n and the a
And the t and the i-o-n
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame

Now the d and the a and the m
And the n and the a
And the t and the i-o-n
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame!"

...

...... surely ONE of these video uploads will endure on

the damnable YouTube service - until Kingdom Come now - HUH?!?

... 'cause this one sure did NOT! (Yeah, okay; it's just the "uploader did not make this available in the country" crap! Is it? STILL SUCKS.)

The words of this song -recorded by the zany band known as the Squirrel Nut Zippers, RE-RECORDED by a band so-very-appropriately called StreetLight Manifesto and fittingly as well as quite simply titled "Hell"- should strike a chord or dozens of them with ALL of the individuals that I will tackle and justifiably deal with here.

Both here and on my "lambasting blog" to be specific...

You morons who liked The Da Vinci Code will surely like this; figure out THIS code which concerns the lost souls that I am effectively lambasting... and exposing. For you see, I like anagrams and riddles too...

WOE TO YOU, WHOSE DEEDS DO NOT MATCH YOUR SPIC AND SPAN REPUTATIONS:
THE MONA LISAS, THE LUSO-EAGLES, THE SUE SAPS, THE *NEGATORS* OF TRUTH,
THE REBELLIOUS WITHOUT MUCH OF A CAUSE AT ALL,
THE TINY ONES WHO BEAR THE NAME OF A GIANT
AND THE HYPOCRITICAL ELEMENTARY SYCOPHANTS...

ALL YOU SITTING HIGH AND MIGHTY NOW - YOUR JUST REWARD FOR ACTING AS YOU HAVE IS COMING SWIFTLY!